It's time to bring the rock to the people.

I can't do another corporate/podium gig. I'm losing my mind. I'm tired of people that can't speak into a mic and I don't care about their awards. I’m sick of watching them eat their fancy $200/plate meals while they watch powerpoint slides of office photos. I hate cubicles. I think it bothers me that people accept working in them. Did you know that office workers who take smoke breaks get an average of an extra 12 days off per year? If I were a government worker, I’d smoke. It would be a bonus that it would kill me and get me out of the cubicle a few years early.

 

What happened to the rock? Why is the rock lacking? It's just no good.